Tag: humor
group name: wantedpoints
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August 02, 2007 08:28 PM EDT --
My 6 year old told me a cute little joke that I had to share:
What do you call a scared dinosaur?
A nervous rex
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August 05, 2007 11:44 AM EDT --
I took the day off from all things computer (from all things Kelly, actually!) to watch my niece yesterday. She’s four years old and it was our very first all day, just-the-two-of-us day.
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August 28, 2007 12:36 AM EDT --
I just got this in my email and thought they were funny:
Your potted plants stay alive.
6 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
You hear your favourite song on the elevator at . . . more
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August 07, 2008 07:05 PM EDT --
This is a funny from my email:
These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded but, boy, are . . . more
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August 10, 2007 09:55 AM EDT --
Sometimes she tolerates the cat, other times she chases him. Poor cat has no idea what to expect but it keeps his arrogance to a tolerable level.
She hunts, with single mindedness, the mice who . . . more
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January 15, 2008 08:39 AM EST --
The Explanation of Life...
The first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, Iwill give you a life span . . . more
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May 18, 2007 01:22 PM EDT --
(Seen at the EFT [Emotional Freedom Technique] humor page website):
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.
If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali. . . . more
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November 16, 2007 11:59 PM EST --
First of all, I would like to say, that I'm not the perfect mom. I can't cook worth a lick, and my organizational skills aren't as up to par as they could be. We don't have a game night . . . more
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July 16, 2007 08:53 AM EDT --
After working most of her life, Grandma
finally retired.
At her next check-up, the new doctor told
her to bring a list of all her medications.
As the young doctor looked through these,
his eyes grew . . . more
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June 05, 2007 07:53 PM EDT --
I received this in my e-mail today. Thought it was funny.....hope you do, too!
Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their . . . more
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June 07, 2007 06:56 PM EDT --
I just received this in an e-mail. Thought it was funny. Enjoy!!
Perks of being over 50
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released . . . more
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November 02, 2007 07:49 AM EDT --
I always enjoy the kid jokes and hope others do to. I received these in my email.
One morning, my son asked me: "Why are you making Mommy breakfast? . . . more
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November 11, 2007 09:23 AM EST --
I got some laughs out of these when I read them in my email.
A kindergarten teacher asked, "What is the shape of the earth?"
One little girl . . . more
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December 05, 2007 02:15 PM EST --
I thought these were pretty good when I read them in my email.
A priest at a parochial school, wanting to point out the proper behavior for church, was trying . . . more
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December 22, 2007 10:05 AM EST --
I thought these were humorous when I found them in my email.
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, . . . more
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June 09, 2008 10:18 AM EDT --
One of my Alabama friends sent this to me, I thought it was cute...
FRIENDS VS. SOUTHERN FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Always bring . . . more
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August 29, 2007 10:49 PM EDT --
Here's some Blonde humor in honor of my friends Meg, Danjela and Crystal...Enjoy...
"Blond Logic"
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired . . . more
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April 30, 2007 06:54 PM EDT --
I just had to pass this on... I have been there and many of you may have too.
When you have to visit a public loo there is invariably a line of women, you smile politely and
take your . . . more
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September 03, 2007 01:08 AM EDT --
Yes, I'm from the South but grew up in large cities -- until I went to high school in deep East Texas.
Visiting my parents for the holiday weekend, I went to grab us some lunch at the "country . . . more
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April 12, 2008 04:49 PM EDT --
Hey folks, everyone is so jazzed up about Spring finally being here I figured I'd post these and see if anyone has some of their own. Most of these come from the Onion my favorite satirical . . . more
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